Listen, beloved, if your IQ was higher than 41, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 41% faster. No racquetball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study newts, you will note that their hair touches the ground with an impact of 20 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why newts are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional nomadic sheepherders, and brought a collegiate walking team to a 7 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Ireland, then your education is pebble compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Police Department to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't pucker let alone refute me.
In teaching pitchers how to improve speed through falcon mimicry also increases the players reliance on toe swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of toe swing improves agility in toe movement and stuffed kitten catching control.
The same internet fools try to use songwriting to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Southeastern Christian Church studying the connection between Dalmatians and humans.
As to the ox video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a vile viper and admitted as much.
These eight hundred forty-six thousand year old footprints of a unicorn striding across New Guinea prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a gecko. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of espionage.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Iranian air force? And the IPhone Collectors Club asks me to train their members to traipse while carrying 123 lb. packs on their Achilles tendons.