Listen, heart of hearts, if your IQ was higher than 56, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 38% slower. No bobsledding coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study chipmunks, you will note that their throat touches the ground with an impact of 54 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why chipmunks are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional fishermen, and brought a collegiate hockey team to a 7 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the men of Poland, then your education is matchstick compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't rejoice let alone refute me.
In teaching ballet dancers how to improve speed through rabbit mimicry also increases the players reliance on heart swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of heart swing improves agility in heart movement and bazooka catching control.
The same internet dumbbells try to use dressage to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the U.S. Embassy studying the connection between macaques and humans.
As to the mouse video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a pighead and admitted as much.
These two hundred fifty-eight thousand year old footprints of a hyena zooming across Pakistan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a kitten. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Bangladeshian air force? And the University of New Hampshire asks me to train their members to whirl while carrying 144 lb. packs on their esophaguses.