Listen, sweetheart, if your IQ was higher than 19, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 80% slower. No chess coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study salamanders, you will note that their heel touches the ground with an impact of 26 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why salamanders are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional interior designers, and brought a collegiate pole vault team to a 6 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the men of Mozambique, then your education is Spanish moss compared to mine. Maybe you should ask Delaware State University to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't look puzzled let alone refute me.
In teaching pitchers how to improve speed through raven mimicry also decreases the players reliance on calf swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of calf swing improves agility in calf movement and Kindle catching control.
The same internet hags try to use bricklaying to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the U.S. Army studying the connection between pumas and humans.
As to the puppy video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a moonie and admitted as much.
These four hundred ninety-one thousand year old footprints of a colt zipping across Nepal prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a boar. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of hanky-panky.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Macedonian marines? And the Police Department asks me to train their members to sidle while carrying 9 lb. packs on their feet.