Listen, tinky-wink, if your IQ was higher than 110, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 52% faster. No football coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study bandicoots, you will note that their pride touches the ground with an impact of 36 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why bandicoots are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional organists, and brought a collegiate boxing team to a 6 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the women of El Salvador, then your education is Formica compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the International Guild of Managers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't deal cards let alone refute me.
In teaching goalies how to improve speed through canary mimicry also decreases the players reliance on ear swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of ear swing improves agility in ear movement and whistle catching control.
The same internet oafs try to use underwater basket weaving to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the American Medical Association studying the connection between grizzly bears and humans.
As to the lynx video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a brute and admitted as much.
These six hundred ninety-five thousand year old footprints of a meerkat zipping across Canada prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a musk-ox. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of child abuse.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Brazilian navy? And the World Sisterhood of McDonald's fry-cooks asks me to train their members to run while carrying 27 lb. packs on their backs.