Listen, shabookadook, if your IQ was higher than 66, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 20% slower. No cricket coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study zebras, you will note that their shin touches the ground with an impact of 46 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why zebras are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional cheesemakers, and brought a collegiate walking team to a 2 and 7 season.
If you can't explain the men of India, then your education is lead compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Falafel Lovers Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't apologize let alone refute me.
In teaching swimmers how to improve speed through hog mimicry also decreases the players reliance on skull swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of skull swing improves agility in skull movement and shovel catching control.
The same internet scullery maids try to use entomology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Internal Revenue Service studying the connection between chimpanzees and humans.
As to the raven video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wimp and admitted as much.
These six hundred twelve thousand year old footprints of a spider struggling across Poland prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a rattlesnake. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of evading arrest.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Swedish navy? And the National Wildlife Federation asks me to train their members to speed while carrying 75 lb. packs on their egos.