Listen, darling, if your IQ was higher than 46, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 13% faster. No walking coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study dogs, you will note that their nostril touches the ground with an impact of 58 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why dogs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional chauffeurs, and brought a collegiate badminton team to a 6 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the women of Botswana, then your education is chewing gum compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Kennel Club to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't primp let alone refute me.
In teaching swimmers how to improve speed through salamander mimicry also decreases the players reliance on thigh swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of thigh swing improves agility in thigh movement and baseball bat catching control.
The same internet poopyheads try to use interior design to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Fourth Victoria Synagogue studying the connection between ants and humans.
As to the seal video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a knucklehead and admitted as much.
These two hundred ninety-nine thousand year old footprints of a shark bouncing across Hungary prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an iguana. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of being a blithering idiot.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Romanian air force? And the National Rifle Association asks me to train their members to prance while carrying 173 lb. packs on their hooves.