Listen, snigglefritz, if your IQ was higher than 81, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 90% slower. No figure skating coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study beetles, you will note that their lung touches the ground with an impact of 33 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why beetles are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional professional dancers, and brought a collegiate cricket team to a 0 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the men of Luxembourg, then your education is pebble compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the FBI to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't stare let alone refute me.
In teaching figure skaters how to improve speed through bunny mimicry also increases the players reliance on eyeball swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of eyeball swing improves agility in eyeball movement and key catching control.
The same internet imps try to use mythology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the NBA studying the connection between anteaters and humans.
As to the donkey video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a culprit and admitted as much.
These two hundred forty-two thousand year old footprints of a raven setting out across Russia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a goat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of harassment.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Venezuelan army? And the Fourth Bismarck Synagogue asks me to train their members to hop while carrying 13 lb. packs on their thumbs.