Listen, darling, if your IQ was higher than 75, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 51% faster. No soccer coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study bumblebees, you will note that their hand touches the ground with an impact of 9 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why bumblebees are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional monks, and brought a collegiate softball team to a 6 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the women of Spain, then your education is toothpick compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Estonian Parliament to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't stare into space let alone refute me.
In teaching figure skaters how to improve speed through gerbil mimicry also decreases the players reliance on antenna swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of antenna swing improves agility in antenna movement and handkerchief catching control.
The same internet louses try to use French to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Cornbread Lovers Society studying the connection between skunks and humans.
As to the airedale video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's an airhead and admitted as much.
These nine hundred sixty-nine thousand year old footprints of a frog clambering across Germany prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bear. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of unlawful assembly.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Chinese marines? And the American Association of Cartoonists asks me to train their members to dive while carrying 120 lb. packs on their cheeks.