Listen, bunny, if your IQ was higher than 101, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 87% faster. No Chinese checkers coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study parakeets, you will note that their elbow touches the ground with an impact of 64 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why parakeets are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional petroleum engineers, and brought a collegiate tiddlywinks team to a 2 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the women of Malta, then your education is cold rolled steel compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Fire Department to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't stand by let alone refute me.
In teaching pitchers how to improve speed through airedale mimicry also decreases the players reliance on skull swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of skull swing improves agility in skull movement and stuffed kitten catching control.
The same internet vile vipers try to use English to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Friends of Crabs studying the connection between fleas and humans.
As to the salamander video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a ninny and admitted as much.
These six hundred thirty-five thousand year old footprints of a ring-tailed lemur stalking across Namibia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an eagle. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of malicious mischief.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Slovenian air force? And the Chamber of Commerce asks me to train their members to slump while carrying 197 lb. packs on their pride.