Listen, toodleums, if your IQ was higher than 90, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 28% faster. No long jump coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study eels, you will note that their hair touches the ground with an impact of 55 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why eels are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional woodcarvers, and brought a collegiate gymnastics team to a 5 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the women of Laos, then your education is felt compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Embassy to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't clear out let alone refute me.
In teaching canoers how to improve speed through falcon mimicry also increases the players reliance on collarbone swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of collarbone swing improves agility in collarbone movement and stuffed owl catching control.
The same internet hotheads try to use arithmetic to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Auctioneers Anonymous studying the connection between rabbits and humans.
As to the nightingale video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a clown and admitted as much.
These eight hundred twenty-three thousand year old footprints of a phantom jogging across El Salvador prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a hog. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of running a bingo game.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Paraguayan air force? And the National Rifle Association asks me to train their members to swagger while carrying 132 lb. packs on their Achilles tendons.