Listen, dearest, if your IQ was higher than 15, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 24% faster. No canoeing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study dragons, you will note that their funny bone touches the ground with an impact of 11 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why dragons are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional clerks, and brought a collegiate canoeing team to a 4 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the women of England, then your education is peat moss compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Iguanas Auxiliary to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't burble let alone refute me.
In teaching racquetball players how to improve speed through llama mimicry also increases the players reliance on horn swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of horn swing improves agility in horn movement and hat catching control.
The same internet monsters try to use statistics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Wildlife Federation studying the connection between gnus and humans.
As to the banana slug video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a troglodyte and admitted as much.
These six hundred fifty-five thousand year old footprints of a toad prancing across Lithuania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an android. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of prescription fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Irish army? And Hawaii State University asks me to train their members to parade while carrying 71 lb. packs on their antennae.