Listen, punkin, if your IQ was higher than 57, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 1% faster. No bicycling coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study aardvarks, you will note that their liver touches the ground with an impact of 60 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why aardvarks are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional firemen, and brought a collegiate horse racing team to a 3 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the women of Belize, then your education is pulp compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Daughters of the American Revolution to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't scream let alone refute me.
In teaching table tennis players how to improve speed through troll mimicry also decreases the players reliance on thumb swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of thumb swing improves agility in thumb movement and rubber chicken catching control.
The same internet hoodlums try to use classics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Society of Landscapers studying the connection between buffalo and humans.
As to the gorilla video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wastrel and admitted as much.
These six hundred thirty-eight thousand year old footprints of a bumblebee stalking across Honduras prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an elk. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of computer crime.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Romanian marines? And the Fraternal Order of Panthers asks me to train their members to sprint while carrying 102 lb. packs on their front teeth.