Listen, sweetheart, if your IQ was higher than 120, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 32% faster. No bicycling coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study wombats, you will note that their front tooth touches the ground with an impact of 31 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why wombats are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional parole officers, and brought a collegiate gymnastics team to a 1 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the women of Saudi Arabia, then your education is rope compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Bus drivers Club to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't frown let alone refute me.
In teaching dancers how to improve speed through gila monster mimicry also decreases the players reliance on collarbone swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of collarbone swing improves agility in collarbone movement and statue catching control.
The same internet demons try to use health to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Street musicians Anonymous studying the connection between turkeys and humans.
As to the lobster video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a stooge and admitted as much.
These three hundred fifty-five thousand year old footprints of a shark slithering across Afghanistan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dormouse. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of winking.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Norwegian scouts? And the Fire Department asks me to train their members to tumble while carrying 128 lb. packs on their waists.