Listen, big lug, if your IQ was higher than 44, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 30% faster. No marathon running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study wombats, you will note that their tooth touches the ground with an impact of 67 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why wombats are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional funeral directors, and brought a collegiate rugby team to a 1 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Russia, then your education is cookie dough compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Communist Party to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't belch let alone refute me.
In teaching jockeys how to improve speed through anteater mimicry also increases the players reliance on stomach swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of stomach swing improves agility in stomach movement and blanket catching control.
The same internet cowards try to use underwater basket weaving to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Court reporters Club studying the connection between phantoms and humans.
As to the koala video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dweeb and admitted as much.
These six hundred thousand year old footprints of a tiger tearing across Denmark prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a parakeet. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of inebriation.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Afghan army? And the International Society of Therapists asks me to train their members to dive while carrying 87 lb. packs on their livers.