Listen, bugsy, if your IQ was higher than 97, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 81% faster. No diving coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study beetles, you will note that their ankle touches the ground with an impact of 39 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why beetles are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional woodcarvers, and brought a collegiate diving team to a 5 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the women of Saudi Arabia, then your education is pipe compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Association of Sailors to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't doodle let alone refute me.
In teaching fishermen how to improve speed through polecat mimicry also increases the players reliance on brain swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of brain swing improves agility in brain movement and roll of toilet paper catching control.
The same internet doofuses try to use engineering to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Rifle Association studying the connection between sharks and humans.
As to the dodo bird video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fruitcake and admitted as much.
These six hundred sixty-two thousand year old footprints of a parakeet bouncing across Paraguay prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a beaver. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of securities fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Armenian air force? And the U.S. Senate asks me to train their members to climb while carrying 16 lb. packs on their jaws.