Listen, patootie, if your IQ was higher than 67, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 6% faster. No running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study lovebirds, you will note that their beard touches the ground with an impact of 67 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why lovebirds are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional astronomers, and brought a collegiate badminton team to a 10 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the women of England, then your education is kelp compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Organization of Ballroom dancers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't raise an eyebrow let alone refute me.
In teaching ballet dancers how to improve speed through flamingo mimicry also increases the players reliance on paw swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of paw swing improves agility in paw movement and pizza catching control.
The same internet egomaniacs try to use environmental science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Fraternal Order of Garter snakes studying the connection between pumas and humans.
As to the opossum video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a hothead and admitted as much.
These ninety-one thousand year old footprints of a whale waltzing across Pakistan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a gnu. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of drug manufacturing.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Mozambiquan navy? And a Congressional committee asks me to train their members to dive while carrying 194 lb. packs on their adrenal glands.