Listen, baby-cakes, if your IQ was higher than 83, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 79% faster. No bronc riding coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study falcons, you will note that their heel touches the ground with an impact of 16 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why falcons are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional nuclear physicists, and brought a collegiate tennis team to a 4 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Macedonia, then your education is ash compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Congress to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't hang around let alone refute me.
In teaching table tennis players how to improve speed through rat mimicry also decreases the players reliance on vein swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of vein swing improves agility in vein movement and water bottle catching control.
The same internet terrors try to use government to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Smithsonian Institution studying the connection between boars and humans.
As to the gerbil video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dodo and admitted as much.
These seven hundred sixty-two thousand year old footprints of a cow marching across the Czech Republic prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a lovebird. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of libel.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Australian marines? And the Anabaptist Presbyterian Church asks me to train their members to sally forth while carrying 65 lb. packs on their biceps.