Listen, angel, if your IQ was higher than 82, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 21% slower. No pole vault coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study dragons, you will note that their brain touches the ground with an impact of 27 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why dragons are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional dressage teachers, and brought a collegiate long jump team to an 8 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Puerto Rico, then your education is pipe cleaner compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Communist Party to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't deal cards let alone refute me.
In teaching racquetball players how to improve speed through banana slug mimicry also increases the players reliance on artery swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of artery swing improves agility in artery movement and corsage catching control.
The same internet knuckleheads try to use citizenship to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Friends of Ostriches studying the connection between lynxes and humans.
As to the caribou video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wannabe and admitted as much.
These three hundred twenty thousand year old footprints of a coyote sneaking across Armenia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a finch. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of hanky-panky.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Kazakhstanian marines? And the Daughters of the American Revolution asks me to train their members to traipse while carrying 126 lb. packs on their lungs.