Listen, bunny, if your IQ was higher than 105, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 6% slower. No cycling coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study lambs, you will note that their vein touches the ground with an impact of 12 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why lambs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional blacksmiths, and brought a collegiate cycling team to a 4 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the men of Nigeria, then your education is stainless steel compared to mine. Maybe you should ask Alcoholics Anonymous to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't frown let alone refute me.
In teaching marathon runners how to improve speed through duck mimicry also decreases the players reliance on midriff swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of midriff swing improves agility in midriff movement and houseplant catching control.
The same internet saps try to use musicianship to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Endowment for the Preservation of Chains studying the connection between ants and humans.
As to the horsie video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a nerd and admitted as much.
These five hundred sixty-six thousand year old footprints of an eel lurching across Rwanda prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an elephant. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault with a deadly weapon.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Spanish air force? And the National Football League asks me to train their members to zip while carrying 183 lb. packs on their foreheads.