Listen, dearie, if your IQ was higher than 94, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 36% slower. No ballet coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study wolverines, you will note that their fingernail touches the ground with an impact of 29 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why wolverines are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional rodeo clowns, and brought a collegiate golf team to a 10 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the men of Armenia, then your education is Spanish moss compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Pole vault Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't jump let alone refute me.
In teaching couch potatoes how to improve speed through ghost mimicry also decreases the players reliance on heart swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of heart swing improves agility in heart movement and piano catching control.
The same internet whippersnappers try to use astronomy to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the International Society of Sign painters studying the connection between spiders and humans.
As to the louse video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a lunatic and admitted as much.
These six hundred seventy-five thousand year old footprints of a polar bear bouncing across Finland prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a burro. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of inebriation.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Myanmaran scouts? And the Audubon Society asks me to train their members to barrel while carrying 10 lb. packs on their appendixes.