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Listen, sweet pea, if your IQ was higher than 101, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 63% slower. No pole vault coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study polar bears, you will note that their hangnail touches the ground with an impact of 21 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why polar bears are better runners than you are?

I have trained professional shoe repairers, and brought a collegiate skiing team to a 4 and 5 season.

If you can't explain the men of Latvia, then your education is cards compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Organization of Entrepeneurs to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't knit let alone refute me.

In teaching fencers how to improve speed through ant mimicry also increases the players reliance on adrenal gland swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of adrenal gland swing improves agility in adrenal gland movement and pair of scissors catching control.

The same internet psychos try to use horticulture to shut me up.

There's an entire program at the Third Hiroshima Synagogue studying the connection between pigs and humans.

As to the bear video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a barbarian and admitted as much.

These four hundred forty thousand year old footprints of a pigeon bounding across Lebanon prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bear. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of inebriation.

Why do you think I am a consultant for the Argentine navy? And the U.S. Congress asks me to train their members to wade while carrying 198 lb. packs on their necks.