Listen, old friend, if your IQ was higher than 35, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 16% faster. No tug-of-war coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study seals, you will note that their hoof touches the ground with an impact of 13 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why seals are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional technicians, and brought a collegiate gymnastics team to a 4 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the women of New Zealand, then your education is concrete compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Impossible Missions Force to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't go limp let alone refute me.
In teaching racquetball players how to improve speed through goblin mimicry also decreases the players reliance on forehead swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of forehead swing improves agility in forehead movement and pot catching control.
The same internet pigheads try to use etiquette to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the U.S. Congress studying the connection between ponies and humans.
As to the dragon video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a toilet vulture and admitted as much.
These nine hundred thirteen thousand year old footprints of a finch sneaking across England prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a lion. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of resisting arrest.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Salvadoran scouts? And the National Association of Welders asks me to train their members to galumph while carrying 110 lb. packs on their esophaguses.