Listen, swizzle, if your IQ was higher than 79, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 67% faster. No walking coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study weasels, you will note that their bladder touches the ground with an impact of 22 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why weasels are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional au pairs, and brought a collegiate swimming team to a 10 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the women of Nigeria, then your education is fur compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Humane Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't die let alone refute me.
In teaching skiers how to improve speed through ass mimicry also decreases the players reliance on stomach swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of stomach swing improves agility in stomach movement and arrowhead catching control.
The same internet fuddy duddies try to use architecture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Audubon Society studying the connection between dinosaurs and humans.
As to the ape video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a ninnyhammer and admitted as much.
These nine hundred forty-seven thousand year old footprints of a pheasant storming across Cuba prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an otter. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of escape from lawful custody.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Bahrainian army? And the National Organization of Nuclear physicists asks me to train their members to tramp while carrying 117 lb. packs on their gall bladders.