Listen, bud, if your IQ was higher than 99, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 73% faster. No rugby coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study pheasants, you will note that their tummy touches the ground with an impact of 20 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why pheasants are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional lawyers, and brought a collegiate tennis team to a 4 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the women of Cuba, then your education is chocolate compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Humane Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't holler let alone refute me.
In teaching walkers how to improve speed through colt mimicry also increases the players reliance on abdomen swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of abdomen swing improves agility in abdomen movement and can of beer catching control.
The same internet dodos try to use literature to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the American Medical Association studying the connection between mules and humans.
As to the macaque video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a snake and admitted as much.
These eight hundred eight thousand year old footprints of a computer rushing across Chile prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a mustang. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of flirting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Indonesian marines? And the Turkish Parliament asks me to train their members to scoot while carrying 72 lb. packs on their faces.