Listen, dearie, if your IQ was higher than 69, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 48% faster. No chess coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study whales, you will note that their hair touches the ground with an impact of 11 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why whales are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bloggers, and brought a collegiate running team to a 6 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Myanmar, then your education is moss compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Fire Department to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't freak out let alone refute me.
In teaching linebackers how to improve speed through gecko mimicry also decreases the players reliance on larynx swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of larynx swing improves agility in larynx movement and Kindle catching control.
The same internet dips try to use bricklaying to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Anglican Church studying the connection between pumas and humans.
As to the beaver video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a mush-for-brains and admitted as much.
These eight hundred nineteen thousand year old footprints of a mongoose straggling across Netherlands prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a rooster. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of piracy.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Serbian scouts? And the International Brotherhood of Carpenters asks me to train their members to creep while carrying 41 lb. packs on their eyelids.