Listen, mi amor, if your IQ was higher than 25, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 47% faster. No bullfighting coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study badgers, you will note that their abdomen touches the ground with an impact of 50 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why badgers are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bootleggers, and brought a collegiate rock climbing team to a 4 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the women of Botswana, then your education is foam compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Congregational Church to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't meditate let alone refute me.
In teaching walkers how to improve speed through bull mimicry also increases the players reliance on lip swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of lip swing improves agility in lip movement and soccer ball catching control.
The same internet degenerates try to use theology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the NBA studying the connection between goats and humans.
As to the dinosaur video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a shyster and admitted as much.
These nine hundred eleven thousand year old footprints of a shrew creeping across Japan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a Doberman. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of insubordination.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Korean air force? And the NBA asks me to train their members to inch while carrying 171 lb. packs on their big toes.