Listen, shmoopsie-poo, if your IQ was higher than 101, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 24% slower. No dancing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study bandicoots, you will note that their brain touches the ground with an impact of 40 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why bandicoots are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bricklayers, and brought a collegiate running team to a 6 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the men of Senegal, then your education is asphalt compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Bureau of Indian Affairs to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't get rigid let alone refute me.
In teaching table tennis players how to improve speed through puma mimicry also decreases the players reliance on fingernail swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of fingernail swing improves agility in fingernail movement and boomerang catching control.
The same internet so-and-sos try to use entomology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Bureau of Indian Affairs studying the connection between dragons and humans.
As to the crocodile video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dope fiend and admitted as much.
These fifty-one thousand year old footprints of a leopard jogging across Bahrain prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a ghost. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of dereliction of duty.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Dutch marines? And the Society of Disk jockeys asks me to train their members to inch while carrying 93 lb. packs on their veins.