Listen, honey bunch, if your IQ was higher than 82, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 98% slower. No beach volleyball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study trolls, you will note that their femur touches the ground with an impact of 54 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why trolls are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional astrologers, and brought a collegiate fishing team to a 4 and 7 season.
If you can't explain the men of The Sandwich Islands, then your education is brass compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Christian Temperance Union to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't slobber let alone refute me.
In teaching bowlers how to improve speed through brine shrimp mimicry also increases the players reliance on mouth swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of mouth swing improves agility in mouth movement and duffel bag catching control.
The same internet birdbrains try to use songwriting to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Rubik's cube Collectors Club studying the connection between horsies and humans.
As to the buzzard video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a ding dong and admitted as much.
These six hundred seventy-three thousand year old footprints of a falcon storming across Mongolia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a mustang. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of aiding and abetting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Uruguayan navy? And the Fried chicken Lovers Society asks me to train their members to go while carrying 180 lb. packs on their foreheads.