Listen, honey, if your IQ was higher than 37, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 50% faster. No soccer coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study cougars, you will note that their toenail touches the ground with an impact of 24 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why cougars are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional guitar players, and brought a collegiate baseball team to a 1 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the women of Peru, then your education is deer hide compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the International Guild of Clockmakers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't weep let alone refute me.
In teaching chess players how to improve speed through gnu mimicry also increases the players reliance on kidney swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of kidney swing improves agility in kidney movement and dead doggie catching control.
The same internet oafs try to use civics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Softball Association studying the connection between sasquatches and humans.
As to the lion video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a mangy rascal and admitted as much.
These seven hundred sixty-five thousand year old footprints of a hedgehog making a beeline across the Congo prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dolphin. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of winking.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Danish navy? And the Bureau of Indian Affairs asks me to train their members to lurch while carrying 19 lb. packs on their throats.