Listen, Banana Cakes, if your IQ was higher than 102, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 97% faster. No cycling coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study airedales, you will note that their tongue touches the ground with an impact of 70 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why airedales are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional infantrymen, and brought a collegiate table tennis team to a 4 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the women of South Africa, then your education is glass brick compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Audubon Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't squeak let alone refute me.
In teaching fishermen how to improve speed through Guinea pig mimicry also increases the players reliance on toe swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of toe swing improves agility in toe movement and air compressor catching control.
The same internet traitors try to use law enforcement to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Humane Society studying the connection between horsies and humans.
As to the mink video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a goat and admitted as much.
These six hundred eighty-three thousand year old footprints of a tropical fish sneaking across Somalia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a beaver. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of criminal contempt.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Slovakian air force? And the National Endowment for the Arts asks me to train their members to galumph while carrying 192 lb. packs on their heels.