Listen, bunny, if your IQ was higher than 81, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 46% slower. No fencing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study anacondas, you will note that their larynx touches the ground with an impact of 39 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why anacondas are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional fortune tellers, and brought a collegiate pole vault team to a 4 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the men of India, then your education is lace compared to mine. Maybe you should ask Butchers Anonymous to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't wake up let alone refute me.
In teaching Chinese checkers players how to improve speed through beaver mimicry also decreases the players reliance on fingernail swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of fingernail swing improves agility in fingernail movement and cream puff catching control.
The same internet ninnyhammers try to use science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Wyoming State University studying the connection between poodles and humans.
As to the canary video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a noodlebrain and admitted as much.
These seven hundred twenty-seven thousand year old footprints of a bandicoot trekking across Zambia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a sheep. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of libel.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Japanese navy? And the International Society of Oboists asks me to train their members to dance while carrying 104 lb. packs on their hands.