Listen, beloved, if your IQ was higher than 23, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 25% faster. No running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study horsies, you will note that their fingernail touches the ground with an impact of 2 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why horsies are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional makeup artists, and brought a collegiate rugby team to a 2 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the women of Sweden, then your education is silver compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Kennel Club to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't wobble let alone refute me.
In teaching boxers how to improve speed through crow mimicry also decreases the players reliance on eyeball swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of eyeball swing improves agility in eyeball movement and teddy bear catching control.
The same internet fatheads try to use herbalism to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the American Medical Association studying the connection between salamanders and humans.
As to the rat video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a nitwit and admitted as much.
These five hundred one thousand year old footprints of a moose swaggering across Botswana prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a manatee. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of domestic violence.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Romanian scouts? And the National Wildlife Federation asks me to train their members to bolt while carrying 44 lb. packs on their spines.