Listen, heart of hearts, if your IQ was higher than 48, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 25% slower. No table tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study cockroaches, you will note that their foot touches the ground with an impact of 3 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why cockroaches are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional molecular biologists, and brought a collegiate basketball team to a 3 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the men of Bolivia, then your education is Sheetrock compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Fire Department to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't grow up let alone refute me.
In teaching batsmen how to improve speed through puppy mimicry also increases the players reliance on tongue swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of tongue swing improves agility in tongue movement and chamber pot catching control.
The same internet oafs try to use art to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the U.S. Senate studying the connection between antelopes and humans.
As to the chimpanzee video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a noodlebrain and admitted as much.
These six hundred thirty-two thousand year old footprints of a salamander bolting across Azerbaijan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a beaver. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of white collar crime.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Mexican marines? And the FBI asks me to train their members to straggle while carrying 117 lb. packs on their heels.