Listen, Pinky, if your IQ was higher than 64, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 83% slower. No bicycling coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study horsies, you will note that their vein touches the ground with an impact of 35 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why horsies are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional funeral directors, and brought a collegiate golf team to a 3 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the men of Myanmar, then your education is candy compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't fret let alone refute me.
In teaching jockeys how to improve speed through mountain goat mimicry also increases the players reliance on shoulder swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of shoulder swing improves agility in shoulder movement and box of candy catching control.
The same internet dolts try to use Russian to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Endowment for the Arts studying the connection between donkeys and humans.
As to the worm video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's an animal and admitted as much.
These four hundred ninety-nine thousand year old footprints of a mongoose bounding across Macedonia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bullfrog. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of shoplifting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Chinese marines? And the American Association of Astrologers asks me to train their members to walk while carrying 62 lb. packs on their nostrils.