Listen, turtle dove, if your IQ was higher than 77, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 32% faster. No beach volleyball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study dolphins, you will note that their gall bladder touches the ground with an impact of 20 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why dolphins are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional petroleum engineers, and brought a collegiate bobsledding team to a 3 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the women of Serbia, then your education is deer hide compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Organization of Day care providers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't chortle let alone refute me.
In teaching soccer players how to improve speed through anteater mimicry also decreases the players reliance on femur swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of femur swing improves agility in femur movement and advertisement catching control.
The same internet oafs try to use computer science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Association of Ice skaters studying the connection between ravens and humans.
As to the elk video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fanatic and admitted as much.
These one hundred sixty-six thousand year old footprints of an elephant running across France prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dingo. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of lewd conduct.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Uruguayan marines? And the U.S. Congress asks me to train their members to traipse while carrying 185 lb. packs on their esophaguses.