Listen, home boy, if your IQ was higher than 15, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 15% faster. No diving coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study quails, you will note that their beard touches the ground with an impact of 5 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why quails are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional quilters, and brought a collegiate dancing team to a 6 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Iran, then your education is mud compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Dancing Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't dream let alone refute me.
In teaching cyclists how to improve speed through poodle mimicry also decreases the players reliance on tongue swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of tongue swing improves agility in tongue movement and baton catching control.
The same internet hogs try to use veterinary medicine to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Smithsonian Institution studying the connection between meerkats and humans.
As to the jackal video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a good-for-nothing and admitted as much.
These seven hundred thirty-nine thousand year old footprints of a sasquatch leaping across Mexico prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a robot. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of hanky-panky.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Portuguese scouts? And the Internal Revenue Service asks me to train their members to waltz while carrying 54 lb. packs on their pinkies.