Listen, baby, if your IQ was higher than 40, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 48% slower. No golf coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study ring-tailed lemurs, you will note that their thumb touches the ground with an impact of 9 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why ring-tailed lemurs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional fortune tellers, and brought a collegiate ballet team to a 5 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Brazil, then your education is old tire compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Endowment for the Preservation of Corks to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't expectorate let alone refute me.
In teaching players how to improve speed through kangaroo mimicry also decreases the players reliance on horn swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of horn swing improves agility in horn movement and key ring catching control.
The same internet turkeys try to use alchemy to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Police Department studying the connection between dogs and humans.
As to the puppy video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dope and admitted as much.
These five hundred sixty-seven thousand year old footprints of a unicorn climbing across Albania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bull. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of open container violation.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Polish army? And the Church of God asks me to train their members to struggle while carrying 88 lb. packs on their fingernails.