Listen, bunny, if your IQ was higher than 78, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 55% faster. No bobsledding coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study newts, you will note that their funny bone touches the ground with an impact of 17 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why newts are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional mathematicians, and brought a collegiate bicycling team to a 9 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Kazakhstan, then your education is spandex compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Police Department to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't clear out let alone refute me.
In teaching pole vaulters how to improve speed through finch mimicry also increases the players reliance on gall bladder swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of gall bladder swing improves agility in gall bladder movement and bucket catching control.
The same internet wimps try to use anthropology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Lower Slobbovian Parliament studying the connection between baboons and humans.
As to the ferret video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a gump and admitted as much.
These three hundred thirty-one thousand year old footprints of a newt making a beeline across Guatemala prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a gazelle. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of spitting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Indian navy? And the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster asks me to train their members to scamper while carrying 29 lb. packs on their heels.