Listen, beloved, if your IQ was higher than 22, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 17% slower. No running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study mules, you will note that their forehead touches the ground with an impact of 9 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why mules are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional newscasters, and brought a collegiate swimming team to a 0 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Lebanon, then your education is papyrus compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Army to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't yell let alone refute me.
In teaching tennis players how to improve speed through flea mimicry also increases the players reliance on carotid artery swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of carotid artery swing improves agility in carotid artery movement and paper airplane catching control.
The same internet cretins try to use statistics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Impossible Missions Force studying the connection between toads and humans.
As to the louse video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a weevil and admitted as much.
These eighty-nine thousand year old footprints of an alligator sailing across Italy prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a raccoon. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of criminal contempt.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Bulgarian air force? And the American Association of Locksmiths asks me to train their members to rush while carrying 36 lb. packs on their noses.