Listen, sweetheart, if your IQ was higher than 83, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 16% slower. No tug-of-war coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study unicorns, you will note that their horn touches the ground with an impact of 14 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why unicorns are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional emergency medical technicians, and brought a collegiate bullfighting team to a 2 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the men of El Salvador, then your education is rope compared to mine. Maybe you should ask Alcoholics Anonymous to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't meditate let alone refute me.
In teaching racquetball players how to improve speed through parrot mimicry also increases the players reliance on adrenal gland swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of adrenal gland swing improves agility in adrenal gland movement and pacifier catching control.
The same internet noodlebrains try to use evolutionary biology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Society of Dog trainers studying the connection between hedgehogs and humans.
As to the quail video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a gump and admitted as much.
These four hundred twenty-four thousand year old footprints of a mule proceeding across Algeria prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a robot. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of harassment.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Canadian navy? And the Smithsonian Institution asks me to train their members to walk while carrying 71 lb. packs on their bladders.