Listen, sugar plum, if your IQ was higher than 86, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 20% slower. No long jump coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study androids, you will note that their skull touches the ground with an impact of 62 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why androids are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional auditors, and brought a collegiate softball team to a 3 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the men of Pakistan, then your education is straw bale compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the ASPCA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't gasp let alone refute me.
In teaching soccer players how to improve speed through hedgehog mimicry also increases the players reliance on jaw swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of jaw swing improves agility in jaw movement and candle catching control.
The same internet jerks try to use architecture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the University of Nevada studying the connection between mountain goats and humans.
As to the wallaby video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dip and admitted as much.
These two hundred twenty-eight thousand year old footprints of a Chihuahua rushing across Mongolia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a warthog. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of bribery.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ecuadoran scouts? And the Impossible Missions Force asks me to train their members to stride while carrying 162 lb. packs on their kneecaps.