Listen, light of my life, if your IQ was higher than 30, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 53% faster. No tug-of-war coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study pumas, you will note that their ankle touches the ground with an impact of 4 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why pumas are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional composers, and brought a collegiate beach volleyball team to a 6 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the women of Afghanistan, then your education is lead compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Kennel Club to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't bark let alone refute me.
In teaching players how to improve speed through chipmunk mimicry also increases the players reliance on mouth swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of mouth swing improves agility in mouth movement and bird cage catching control.
The same internet ignoramuses try to use Spanish to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the American Association of Surveyors studying the connection between buzzards and humans.
As to the fish video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fuddy-duddy and admitted as much.
These eighty-two thousand year old footprints of a gorilla struggling across Kenya prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a goat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of theft.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ethiopian army? And the Communist Party asks me to train their members to dance while carrying 23 lb. packs on their eyebrows.