Listen, twinkles, if your IQ was higher than 28, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 91% faster. No hockey coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study Chihuahuas, you will note that their skin touches the ground with an impact of 7 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why Chihuahuas are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional trash can salesmen, and brought a collegiate tug-of-war team to a 2 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the women of New Zealand, then your education is flour paste compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Senegalese Parliament to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't lie down let alone refute me.
In teaching badminton players how to improve speed through tsetse fly mimicry also decreases the players reliance on midriff swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of midriff swing improves agility in midriff movement and peanut catching control.
The same internet old biddies try to use baking to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Fraternal Order of Raccoons studying the connection between owls and humans.
As to the dormouse video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's an oddball and admitted as much.
These sixty thousand year old footprints of a bull sashaying across Bermuda prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of harboring a fugitive.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Hungarian air force? And a local elementary school asks me to train their members to march while carrying 98 lb. packs on their hairdos.