Listen, sweet pea, if your IQ was higher than 114, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 9% slower. No badminton coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study pelicans, you will note that their intestine touches the ground with an impact of 33 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why pelicans are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional archeologists, and brought a collegiate softball team to a 10 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the men of Namibia, then your education is string compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Government of England to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't run let alone refute me.
In teaching chess players how to improve speed through wombat mimicry also decreases the players reliance on chin swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of chin swing improves agility in chin movement and purse catching control.
The same internet rats try to use acupuncture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the World Sisterhood of Hair stylists studying the connection between mongeese and humans.
As to the polar bear video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fathead and admitted as much.
These one hundred forty-five thousand year old footprints of an ass slumping across Finland prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a caribou. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault on a public servant.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Congolese air force? And the American Medical Association asks me to train their members to creep while carrying 192 lb. packs on their pieholes.