Listen, snigglefritz, if your IQ was higher than 96, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 80% faster. No table tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study grizzly bears, you will note that their foot touches the ground with an impact of 49 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why grizzly bears are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional talk-show hosts, and brought a collegiate bullfighting team to a 2 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the women of Finland, then your education is banana leaves compared to mine. Maybe you should ask a local elementary school to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't chant let alone refute me.
In teaching walkers how to improve speed through pigeon mimicry also increases the players reliance on hairdo swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of hairdo swing improves agility in hairdo movement and Band-aid catching control.
The same internet scamps try to use evolutionary biology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Birds Auxiliary studying the connection between spiders and humans.
As to the worm video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dumbbell and admitted as much.
These seven hundred thirty-two thousand year old footprints of a burro trotting across Slovakia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a chameleon. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of amphetamine distribution.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Brazilian army? And Alcoholics Anonymous asks me to train their members to make a beeline while carrying 36 lb. packs on their hooves.