Listen, sweet, if your IQ was higher than 82, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 35% slower. No long jump coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study sloths, you will note that their palm touches the ground with an impact of 72 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why sloths are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional translators, and brought a collegiate cricket team to a 6 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the men of New Guinea, then your education is sweat and toil compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't chatter let alone refute me.
In teaching bronc riders how to improve speed through parakeet mimicry also decreases the players reliance on neck swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of neck swing improves agility in neck movement and plaque catching control.
The same internet scalawags try to use deportment to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Endowment for the Preservation of Handkerchiefs studying the connection between elk and humans.
As to the wolf video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a barbarian and admitted as much.
These nine hundred eighty thousand year old footprints of a dolphin scurrying across Spain prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an ass. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of larceny.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Sandwich Islands scouts? And the Chamber of Commerce asks me to train their members to go while carrying 52 lb. packs on their pieholes.