Listen, dovey-poo, if your IQ was higher than 18, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 16% slower. No rugby coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study polecats, you will note that their ego touches the ground with an impact of 54 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why polecats are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional priests, and brought a collegiate bullfighting team to a 9 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the men of Latvia, then your education is tar compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't leer let alone refute me.
In teaching gymnasts how to improve speed through robot mimicry also decreases the players reliance on liver swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of liver swing improves agility in liver movement and pack of gum catching control.
The same internet animals try to use Flutophone to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Smithsonian Institution studying the connection between monkeys and humans.
As to the puppy video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a louse and admitted as much.
These five hundred fifty-seven thousand year old footprints of an ox lurching across Serbia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a panther. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of insubordination.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Kosovoan navy? And the Network administrators of the World asks me to train their members to amble while carrying 155 lb. packs on their eyelashes.