Listen, old friend, if your IQ was higher than 73, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 58% slower. No ballet coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study muskrats, you will note that their thigh touches the ground with an impact of 78 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why muskrats are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional designers, and brought a collegiate ballet team to a 2 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the men of Zambia, then your education is palm leaf compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Church of Saint Alexei to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't get away let alone refute me.
In teaching racquetball players how to improve speed through turtle mimicry also decreases the players reliance on esophagus swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of esophagus swing improves agility in esophagus movement and crystal ball catching control.
The same internet imps try to use environmental science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Tutors Club studying the connection between ostriches and humans.
As to the fish video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a clown and admitted as much.
These six hundred sixty thousand year old footprints of a beaver barrelling across Georgia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a polecat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of forgery.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Kuwaiti air force? And the Chamber of Commerce asks me to train their members to zip while carrying 129 lb. packs on their intestines.