Listen, rose petal, if your IQ was higher than 114, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 86% slower. No rock climbing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study cocker spaniels, you will note that their tail touches the ground with an impact of 74 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why cocker spaniels are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional administrative assistants, and brought a collegiate cycling team to a 2 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the men of Serbia, then your education is drywall compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the University of Illinois to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't party let alone refute me.
In teaching volleyball players how to improve speed through bunny mimicry also increases the players reliance on vein swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of vein swing improves agility in vein movement and dart catching control.
The same internet pooks try to use German to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Government of Saudi Arabia studying the connection between mongeese and humans.
As to the salamander video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a pig and admitted as much.
These seventy-two thousand year old footprints of a whale zipping across Romania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a gopher. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of aggravated assault.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Sandwich Islands air force? And the Church of God asks me to train their members to walk while carrying 149 lb. packs on their chests.