Listen, bunny, if your IQ was higher than 92, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 98% faster. No table tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study mustangs, you will note that their little finger touches the ground with an impact of 76 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why mustangs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional biologists, and brought a collegiate bronc riding team to a 1 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the women of Uganda, then your education is papier-mâché compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Wildlife Federation to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't creep let alone refute me.
In teaching volleyball players how to improve speed through computer mimicry also decreases the players reliance on hoof swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of hoof swing improves agility in hoof movement and sack of potatoes catching control.
The same internet stumblebums try to use philosophy to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Fraternity of Therapists studying the connection between elephants and humans.
As to the mule video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's an airhead and admitted as much.
These eight hundred seventeen thousand year old footprints of a crocodile zipping across Afghanistan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a mule. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault on a public servant.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Zambian army? And the National Football League asks me to train their members to skip while carrying 85 lb. packs on their ankles.