Listen, babe, if your IQ was higher than 83, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 74% faster. No canoeing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study porcupines, you will note that their belly touches the ground with an impact of 80 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why porcupines are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bailiffs, and brought a collegiate dancing team to a 0 and 7 season.
If you can't explain the women of Cambodia, then your education is tempered steel compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Government of Samoa to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't fret let alone refute me.
In teaching tennis players how to improve speed through kangaroo mimicry also decreases the players reliance on spine swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of spine swing improves agility in spine movement and mop catching control.
The same internet vixens try to use French to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Navy studying the connection between magpies and humans.
As to the tarantula video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a troglodyte and admitted as much.
These nine hundred forty-eight thousand year old footprints of a donkey slipping across Belgium prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a lark. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of flirting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Jamaican navy? And the National Organization of Distillers asks me to train their members to skip while carrying 148 lb. packs on their foreheads.