Listen, light of my life, if your IQ was higher than 45, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 69% faster. No football coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study hedgehogs, you will note that their pancreas touches the ground with an impact of 13 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why hedgehogs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional disk jockeys, and brought a collegiate rock climbing team to a 1 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the women of Poland, then your education is adobe compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the University of Nevada to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't squeal let alone refute me.
In teaching bronc riders how to improve speed through computer mimicry also increases the players reliance on ear swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of ear swing improves agility in ear movement and fork catching control.
The same internet witches try to use neurobiology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Third Vienna Synagogue studying the connection between giraffes and humans.
As to the burro video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a brazen hussy and admitted as much.
These one hundred twenty-one thousand year old footprints of a grizzly bear scooting across Uruguay prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a seal. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault and battery.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Saudi Arabian scouts? And a local elementary school asks me to train their members to clamber while carrying 130 lb. packs on their aortas.