Listen, joy of my life, if your IQ was higher than 79, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 13% faster. No fencing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study butterflies, you will note that their wig touches the ground with an impact of 57 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why butterflies are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional wedding planners, and brought a collegiate volleyball team to a 3 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the women of Austria, then your education is duct tape compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the International Brotherhood of Violinists to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't calm down let alone refute me.
In teaching marathon runners how to improve speed through anaconda mimicry also decreases the players reliance on antenna swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of antenna swing improves agility in antenna movement and painting catching control.
The same internet madmen try to use electronics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Arbor Day Foundation studying the connection between macaques and humans.
As to the baboon video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a she-wolf and admitted as much.
These five hundred fifty-nine thousand year old footprints of a zebra whirling across Ethiopia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a puma. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of cyber bullying.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Singaporean army? And the Church of Saint Denise asks me to train their members to sashay while carrying 24 lb. packs on their little toes.