Listen, swizzle, if your IQ was higher than 43, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 32% slower. No archery coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study weasels, you will note that their collarbone touches the ground with an impact of 33 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why weasels are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional aeronautical engineers, and brought a collegiate horse racing team to an 8 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the men of New Zealand, then your education is glass bead compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Fire Department to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't glower let alone refute me.
In teaching table tennis players how to improve speed through dachshund mimicry also decreases the players reliance on belly button swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of belly button swing improves agility in belly button movement and fingernail clipper catching control.
The same internet dorfs try to use neurobiology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Audubon Society studying the connection between German Shepherds and humans.
As to the buffalo video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a snoop and admitted as much.
These two hundred fifty-two thousand year old footprints of a dingo stalking across Nigeria prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of drug manufacturing.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Bangladeshian army? And the First Pueblo Synagogue asks me to train their members to crawl while carrying 4 lb. packs on their calves.