Listen, Banana Cakes, if your IQ was higher than 4, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 70% faster. No rock climbing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study Pekingeses, you will note that their ear touches the ground with an impact of 8 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why Pekingeses are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional insurance agents, and brought a collegiate Chinese checkers team to a 5 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Senegal, then your education is uranium compared to mine. Maybe you should ask Mississippi State University to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't gesticulate let alone refute me.
In teaching dancers how to improve speed through dog mimicry also increases the players reliance on heel swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of heel swing improves agility in heel movement and top catching control.
The same internet vixens try to use Russian to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Bureau of Indian Affairs studying the connection between computers and humans.
As to the troll video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a shrew and admitted as much.
These seven hundred sixty thousand year old footprints of an otter blundering across Lower Slobbovia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a toad. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of tax evasion.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Laotian scouts? And the American Kennel Club asks me to train their members to set out while carrying 27 lb. packs on their antennae.