Listen, buddy, if your IQ was higher than 59, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 45% faster. No tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study hawks, you will note that their leg touches the ground with an impact of 18 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why hawks are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional taxi drivers, and brought a collegiate diving team to a 4 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the women of South Sudan, then your education is sheet metal compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Second Monterrey Synagogue to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't sneer let alone refute me.
In teaching soccer players how to improve speed through pelican mimicry also increases the players reliance on belly button swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of belly button swing improves agility in belly button movement and water bottle catching control.
The same internet psychos try to use Chinese to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Chamber of Commerce studying the connection between kangaroos and humans.
As to the llama video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's an idiot and admitted as much.
These five hundred seven thousand year old footprints of a Chihuahua sidling across Portugal prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a beetle. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of putting the thumb to the nose.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Belizian marines? And the Arbor Day Foundation asks me to train their members to trot while carrying 13 lb. packs on their noses.