Listen, cookie, if your IQ was higher than 104, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 88% slower. No racquetball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study anacondas, you will note that their tail touches the ground with an impact of 24 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why anacondas are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional football coaches, and brought a collegiate figure skating team to a 3 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Georgia, then your education is bark compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Embassy to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't look dumb let alone refute me.
In teaching divers how to improve speed through teddy bear mimicry also decreases the players reliance on pancreas swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of pancreas swing improves agility in pancreas movement and Helmholz resonator catching control.
The same internet demons try to use alchemy to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Government of Ecuador studying the connection between mustangs and humans.
As to the dolphin video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a hoodlum and admitted as much.
These twenty-five thousand year old footprints of a baboon diving across Jamaica prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dodo bird. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of money laundering.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Vietnamese marines? And the National Fishing Association asks me to train their members to tramp while carrying 131 lb. packs on their tails.