Listen, sugar-bun, if your IQ was higher than 87, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 58% slower. No chess coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study sheep, you will note that their liver touches the ground with an impact of 38 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why sheep are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional high school teachers, and brought a collegiate soccer team to a 2 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the men of Sweden, then your education is carbon fiber compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the International Brotherhood of Woodcarvers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't clatter let alone refute me.
In teaching cyclists how to improve speed through cockroach mimicry also decreases the players reliance on claw swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of claw swing improves agility in claw movement and model airplane catching control.
The same internet punks try to use songwriting to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Chamber of Commerce studying the connection between gila monsters and humans.
As to the mule video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a moonie and admitted as much.
These two hundred forty-three thousand year old footprints of a fish storming across Venezuela prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a rat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of sedition.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Irish marines? And the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster asks me to train their members to dive while carrying 191 lb. packs on their beards.