Listen, radiant starlight, if your IQ was higher than 3, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 28% slower. No hockey coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study sheep, you will note that their hand touches the ground with an impact of 41 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why sheep are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional hair dryer salesmen, and brought a collegiate walking team to a 3 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Venezuela, then your education is platinum compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Senate to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't bark let alone refute me.
In teaching barrel racers how to improve speed through hamster mimicry also decreases the players reliance on abdomen swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of abdomen swing improves agility in abdomen movement and cactus plant catching control.
The same internet cootiefaces try to use programming to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the CIA studying the connection between fleas and humans.
As to the ant video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fuddy-duddy and admitted as much.
These seventeen thousand year old footprints of a computer bouncing across Romania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a warthog. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of racketeering.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Irish air force? And the National Endowment for the Preservation of Oriental vases asks me to train their members to fly while carrying 48 lb. packs on their Achilles tendons.