Listen, dovey-poo, if your IQ was higher than 107, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 42% slower. No table tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study cheetahs, you will note that their thigh touches the ground with an impact of 10 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why cheetahs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional upholsterers, and brought a collegiate beach volleyball team to a 9 and 9 season.
If you can't explain the men of Bangladesh, then your education is polystyrene compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't pace let alone refute me.
In teaching barrel racers how to improve speed through rattlesnake mimicry also increases the players reliance on eyelid swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of eyelid swing improves agility in eyelid movement and balloon catching control.
The same internet idiots try to use economics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the U.S. Army studying the connection between iguanas and humans.
As to the porcupine video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a degenerate and admitted as much.
These six hundred one thousand year old footprints of a dodo bird tearing across Argentina prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a mustang. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of DUI.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Finnish air force? And the Internal Revenue Service asks me to train their members to galumph while carrying 198 lb. packs on their foreheads.