Listen, love, if your IQ was higher than 69, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 70% faster. No bronc riding coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study ponies, you will note that their wig touches the ground with an impact of 74 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why ponies are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional weathermen, and brought a collegiate baseball team to a 5 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the women of New Guinea, then your education is hair compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Society of Interior designers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't wail let alone refute me.
In teaching tiddlywinks players how to improve speed through wolverine mimicry also decreases the players reliance on skin swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of skin swing improves agility in skin movement and package catching control.
The same internet jerks try to use science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Virginia State University studying the connection between sharks and humans.
As to the shark video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a bilge rat and admitted as much.
These two hundred thirteen thousand year old footprints of a cougar galumphing across Iraq prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a hyena. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault on a public servant.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Samoan army? And the Church of God asks me to train their members to pad while carrying 97 lb. packs on their front teeth.