Listen, tootsy-wootsy, if your IQ was higher than 92, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 86% slower. No skiing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study honeybees, you will note that their buttocks touches the ground with an impact of 76 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why honeybees are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional set designers, and brought a collegiate chess team to an 8 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the men of Easter Island, then your education is duct tape compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Audubon Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't curtsey let alone refute me.
In teaching cyclists how to improve speed through dromedary mimicry also decreases the players reliance on eyebrow swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of eyebrow swing improves agility in eyebrow movement and pencil sharpener catching control.
The same internet monkeys try to use alchemy to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Loan officers Club studying the connection between lambs and humans.
As to the crow video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dunce and admitted as much.
These two hundred seventeen thousand year old footprints of a Pekingese proceeding across Pakistan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a computer. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of escape from lawful custody.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Russian navy? And the Navy asks me to train their members to slither while carrying 38 lb. packs on their hangnails.