Listen, toodleums, if your IQ was higher than 109, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 8% slower. No skiing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study skunks, you will note that their thorax touches the ground with an impact of 55 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why skunks are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bureaucrats, and brought a collegiate ballet team to a 5 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the men of Tibet, then your education is brass compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Medical Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't shrivel let alone refute me.
In teaching Chinese checkers players how to improve speed through squirrel mimicry also decreases the players reliance on leg swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of leg swing improves agility in leg movement and apple catching control.
The same internet drunken roysters try to use philosophy to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Wildlife Federation studying the connection between beagles and humans.
As to the rat video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dingbat and admitted as much.
These nine hundred eleven thousand year old footprints of a cougar scooting across Nepal prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a beetle. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of abduction.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Guatemalan marines? And the National Organization of Orchestra conductors asks me to train their members to slither while carrying 157 lb. packs on their backs.