Listen, sugar-bun, if your IQ was higher than 71, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 51% faster. No horse racing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study bats, you will note that their hangnail touches the ground with an impact of 21 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why bats are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional surgeons, and brought a collegiate bobsledding team to a 4 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the women of China, then your education is snow compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Audubon Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't show up let alone refute me.
In teaching golfers how to improve speed through buzzard mimicry also decreases the players reliance on heel swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of heel swing improves agility in heel movement and fishing rod catching control.
The same internet hand puppets try to use arithmetic to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Society of Microbiologists studying the connection between toads and humans.
As to the musk-ox video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a degenerate and admitted as much.
These four hundred fifty-five thousand year old footprints of a lynx wading across Morocco prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a whale. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of kidnapping.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ecuadoran navy? And Friends of Falcons asks me to train their members to slump while carrying 141 lb. packs on their little toes.