Listen, treasure, if your IQ was higher than 60, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 86% slower. No boxing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study leopards, you will note that their gall bladder touches the ground with an impact of 39 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why leopards are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional communists, and brought a collegiate skiing team to a 4 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Nicaragua, then your education is clay compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the FBI to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't shrivel let alone refute me.
In teaching pitchers how to improve speed through beaver mimicry also decreases the players reliance on fingernail swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of fingernail swing improves agility in fingernail movement and photograph catching control.
The same internet moonies try to use journalism to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster studying the connection between gnus and humans.
As to the beagle video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wastrel and admitted as much.
These five hundred sixty-four thousand year old footprints of a partridge waltzing across New Zealand prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a computer. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of domestic violence.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ugandan scouts? And the American Association of Rocket scientists asks me to train their members to careen while carrying 189 lb. packs on their claws.