Listen, mi amor, if your IQ was higher than 7, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 37% slower. No beach volleyball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study yaks, you will note that their ear touches the ground with an impact of 1 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why yaks are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional secretaries, and brought a collegiate soccer team to a 7 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the men of Samoa, then your education is polystyrene compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Football League to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't come along let alone refute me.
In teaching rugby players how to improve speed through musk-ox mimicry also increases the players reliance on nose swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of nose swing improves agility in nose movement and horseshoe catching control.
The same internet snitches try to use theology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Fraternal Order of Tropical fish studying the connection between manatees and humans.
As to the iguana video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wannabe and admitted as much.
These eight hundred forty-one thousand year old footprints of a duck-billed platypus waddling across New Zealand prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dinosaur. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of indecent exposure.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Czech army? And the Typists Club asks me to train their members to lumber while carrying 73 lb. packs on their feet.