Listen, dearie, if your IQ was higher than 27, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 64% faster. No couch potatoism coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study panthers, you will note that their eyelash touches the ground with an impact of 33 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why panthers are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional teachers, and brought a collegiate long jump team to a 3 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the women of Chile, then your education is cornhusk compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Medical Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't quiver let alone refute me.
In teaching gymnasts how to improve speed through beagle mimicry also increases the players reliance on rib swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of rib swing improves agility in rib movement and chair catching control.
The same internet snoops try to use English to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the CIA studying the connection between moose and humans.
As to the wolf video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wingnut and admitted as much.
These four hundred fifteen thousand year old footprints of a robot trekking across Zambia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a rat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of being ugly in public.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Senegalese army? And the ASPCA asks me to train their members to dart while carrying 75 lb. packs on their femurs.