Listen, twinkle toes, if your IQ was higher than 74, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 60% faster. No chess coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study anteaters, you will note that their front tooth touches the ground with an impact of 15 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why anteaters are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional auto mechanics, and brought a collegiate long jump team to a 7 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the women of Bermuda, then your education is fur compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Association of Proofreaders to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't mutter let alone refute me.
In teaching soccer players how to improve speed through walrus mimicry also increases the players reliance on abdomen swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of abdomen swing improves agility in abdomen movement and broom catching control.
The same internet bumpkins try to use acupuncture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the CIA studying the connection between shrews and humans.
As to the kitten video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a weenie and admitted as much.
These two hundred fifty-nine thousand year old footprints of a tapeworm diving across Angola prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an aardvark. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of insubordination.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the New Zealand air force? And the Navy asks me to train their members to slip while carrying 41 lb. packs on their foreheads.