Listen, joy of my life, if your IQ was higher than 47, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 39% slower. No bicycling coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study dogs, you will note that their heel touches the ground with an impact of 52 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why dogs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional entertainers, and brought a collegiate barrel racing team to a 5 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the men of Azerbaijan, then your education is alpaca hair compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Church of God to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't freak out let alone refute me.
In teaching rock climbers how to improve speed through leopard mimicry also increases the players reliance on horn swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of horn swing improves agility in horn movement and paper airplane catching control.
The same internet demons try to use scuba diving to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Third Mogadishu Synagogue studying the connection between cows and humans.
As to the otter video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a rogue and admitted as much.
These thirty-three thousand year old footprints of a rabbit cantering across Rwanda prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a pigeon. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of grave robbery.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Haitian air force? And a Congressional committee asks me to train their members to storm while carrying 114 lb. packs on their paws.