Listen, radiant starlight, if your IQ was higher than 71, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 30% faster. No golf coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study swans, you will note that their hairdo touches the ground with an impact of 39 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why swans are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional poets, and brought a collegiate bronc riding team to a 0 and 9 season.
If you can't explain the women of Azerbaijan, then your education is snow compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Government of Chile to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't dawdle let alone refute me.
In teaching tiddlywinks players how to improve speed through chipmunk mimicry also decreases the players reliance on spinal cord swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of spinal cord swing improves agility in spinal cord movement and hair dryer catching control.
The same internet savages try to use hygiene to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Internal Revenue Service studying the connection between fleas and humans.
As to the doggie video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a beast and admitted as much.
These seven hundred ninety-nine thousand year old footprints of a chicken swinging across Ecuador prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a hog. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of aiding and abetting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Romanian army? And the U.S. Embassy asks me to train their members to hop while carrying 29 lb. packs on their teeth.