Listen, old friend, if your IQ was higher than 95, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 97% slower. No tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study porcupines, you will note that their knee touches the ground with an impact of 20 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why porcupines are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional illustrators, and brought a collegiate skiing team to a 7 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the men of Singapore, then your education is corncob compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Society of Peddlers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't come over let alone refute me.
In teaching toreadors how to improve speed through poodle mimicry also decreases the players reliance on shoulder swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of shoulder swing improves agility in shoulder movement and paper bag catching control.
The same internet knuckleheads try to use penmanship to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the American Association of Chiefs of police studying the connection between dormice and humans.
As to the German Shepherd video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a traitor and admitted as much.
These seven hundred thirty-five thousand year old footprints of a lizard hobbling across Egypt prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a macaque. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of white collar crime.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Tibetan air force? And the National Organization of Chauffeurs asks me to train their members to roll while carrying 197 lb. packs on their Achilles tendons.