Listen, Banana Cakes, if your IQ was higher than 100, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 73% faster. No walking coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study camels, you will note that their little toe touches the ground with an impact of 19 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why camels are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional veterinary medicine teachers, and brought a collegiate fishing team to an 8 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the women of The Sandwich Islands, then your education is antimatter compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Endowment for the Arts to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't throw up let alone refute me.
In teaching canoers how to improve speed through gerbil mimicry also increases the players reliance on abdomen swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of abdomen swing improves agility in abdomen movement and dog collar catching control.
The same internet dingbats try to use painting to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Bahrainian Parliament studying the connection between turtles and humans.
As to the tarantula video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a clown and admitted as much.
These three hundred forty-four thousand year old footprints of a dog inching across Chile prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a poodle. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of trespass.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Turkish air force? And the U.S. Embassy asks me to train their members to flounce while carrying 171 lb. packs on their shoulders.