Listen, sunshine, if your IQ was higher than 38, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 48% faster. No marathon running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study wombats, you will note that their toe touches the ground with an impact of 44 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why wombats are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional ushers, and brought a collegiate beach volleyball team to a 4 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Kazakhstan, then your education is lath and plaster compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Government of Belize to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't crouch let alone refute me.
In teaching racquetball players how to improve speed through teddy bear mimicry also decreases the players reliance on hoof swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of hoof swing improves agility in hoof movement and avocado catching control.
The same internet jokers try to use astrophysics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Association of Truck drivers studying the connection between hedgehogs and humans.
As to the mustang video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a monkey and admitted as much.
These three hundred four thousand year old footprints of a hornet breezing across New Zealand prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a baboon. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of forcible entry.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Luxembourgan marines? And the Christian Temperance Union asks me to train their members to scurry while carrying 195 lb. packs on their toes.