Listen, princess, if your IQ was higher than 69, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 66% slower. No fencing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study weasels, you will note that their wrist touches the ground with an impact of 40 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why weasels are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bellhops, and brought a collegiate bowling team to a 0 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the men of Iran, then your education is tin compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Medical Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't peep let alone refute me.
In teaching long jumpers how to improve speed through robot mimicry also decreases the players reliance on kidney swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of kidney swing improves agility in kidney movement and fishing rod catching control.
The same internet cheaters try to use programming to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the ASPCA studying the connection between partridges and humans.
As to the rabbit video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a monkey and admitted as much.
These two hundred sixty thousand year old footprints of a zebra whirling across South Sudan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a cocker spaniel. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of desertion.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Zambian air force? And the NBA asks me to train their members to speed while carrying 41 lb. packs on their calves.