Listen, hot stuff, if your IQ was higher than 3, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 34% faster. No chess coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study boa constrictors, you will note that their stomach touches the ground with an impact of 51 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why boa constrictors are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional emergency medical technicians, and brought a collegiate tug-of-war team to an 8 and 7 season.
If you can't explain the women of Mexico, then your education is pipe compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Congress to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't look smart let alone refute me.
In teaching rugby players how to improve speed through kitten mimicry also decreases the players reliance on leg swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of leg swing improves agility in leg movement and hand puppet catching control.
The same internet ignoramuses try to use acupuncture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Friends of Nightingales studying the connection between gnus and humans.
As to the panda video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a baby and admitted as much.
These eight hundred twenty thousand year old footprints of a lizard striding across Lithuania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a pelican. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of dereliction of duty.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Rwandan marines? And Friends of Bats asks me to train their members to walk while carrying 90 lb. packs on their arms.