Listen, tinky-wink, if your IQ was higher than 26, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 15% faster. No cricket coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study chickens, you will note that their belly touches the ground with an impact of 29 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why chickens are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional mechanical engineers, and brought a collegiate badminton team to a 2 and 9 season.
If you can't explain the women of Kosovo, then your education is papier-mâché compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Church of God to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't do the Hokey Pokey let alone refute me.
In teaching pitchers how to improve speed through sloth mimicry also increases the players reliance on carotid artery swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of carotid artery swing improves agility in carotid artery movement and curling iron catching control.
The same internet scullery maids try to use drama to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Fraternity of Watchmakers studying the connection between ladybugs and humans.
As to the fawn video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a goon and admitted as much.
These one hundred sixty-eight thousand year old footprints of a grasshopper running across Azerbaijan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a parakeet. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of credit card fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Nigerian air force? And Friends of Tarantulas asks me to train their members to trek while carrying 166 lb. packs on their knees.