Listen, pipkin, if your IQ was higher than 59, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 60% slower. No cricket coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study chimpanzees, you will note that their shoulder touches the ground with an impact of 38 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why chimpanzees are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional obstetricians, and brought a collegiate barrel racing team to a 7 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the men of France, then your education is cedar compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Society of Divers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't dream let alone refute me.
In teaching goalies how to improve speed through rat mimicry also increases the players reliance on stomach swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of stomach swing improves agility in stomach movement and cello catching control.
The same internet clapperdudgeons try to use aeronautics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Humane Society studying the connection between hawks and humans.
As to the seal video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a sloth and admitted as much.
These seven hundred sixty-four thousand year old footprints of a beetle inching across Serbia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a walrus. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault with a deadly weapon.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Lebanese navy? And the National Diving Association asks me to train their members to scamper while carrying 148 lb. packs on their larynxes.