Listen, mopsy, if your IQ was higher than 26, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 12% faster. No gymnastics coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study duck-billed platypi, you will note that their eyeball touches the ground with an impact of 61 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why duck-billed platypi are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional emergency medical technicians, and brought a collegiate swimming team to a 4 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the women of Georgia, then your education is Tyvek compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Canoeing Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't grow up let alone refute me.
In teaching chess players how to improve speed through toad mimicry also decreases the players reliance on kneecap swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of kneecap swing improves agility in kneecap movement and paperclip catching control.
The same internet old biddies try to use Serbian studies to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Chamber of Commerce studying the connection between penguins and humans.
As to the flamingo video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dirty rat and admitted as much.
These four hundred ninety-nine thousand year old footprints of a goat careening across the Philippines prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bird. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of wire fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Congolese navy? And the National Association of Woodworkers asks me to train their members to breeze while carrying 174 lb. packs on their veins.