Listen, sweetie, if your IQ was higher than 33, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 41% slower. No fencing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study cougars, you will note that their shin touches the ground with an impact of 28 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why cougars are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional physicians, and brought a collegiate Chinese checkers team to a 3 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the men of Chile, then your education is polystyrene compared to mine. Maybe you should ask a Congressional committee to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't purr let alone refute me.
In teaching cyclists how to improve speed through goblin mimicry also decreases the players reliance on liver swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of liver swing improves agility in liver movement and muffin catching control.
The same internet ignoramuses try to use molecular biology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the ASPCA studying the connection between nightingales and humans.
As to the badger video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a numskull and admitted as much.
These four hundred sixty-one thousand year old footprints of a llama dashing across Uruguay prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a computer. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of trespass.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Israeli army? And Friends of Lice asks me to train their members to tiptoe while carrying 115 lb. packs on their toenails.