Listen, pumpkin, if your IQ was higher than 45, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 96% faster. No barrel racing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study jellyfish, you will note that their gut touches the ground with an impact of 64 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why jellyfish are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bricklayers, and brought a collegiate tug-of-war team to a 4 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the women of Venezuela, then your education is foil compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Army to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't creep let alone refute me.
In teaching goalies how to improve speed through musk-ox mimicry also decreases the players reliance on tummy swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of tummy swing improves agility in tummy movement and pipe catching control.
The same internet boogerheads try to use drama to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Police Department studying the connection between fish and humans.
As to the cat video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a cream puff and admitted as much.
These two hundred nine thousand year old footprints of a chicken barrelling across Puerto Rico prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dragon. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of harboring a fugitive.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ugandan navy? And the NBA asks me to train their members to stalk while carrying 158 lb. packs on their spleens.