Listen, big lug, if your IQ was higher than 45, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 30% slower. No boxing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study deer, you will note that their fingernail touches the ground with an impact of 15 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why deer are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional diplomats, and brought a collegiate archery team to a 1 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the men of The Congo, then your education is rope compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Fraternity of political science teachers to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't freak out let alone refute me.
In teaching badminton players how to improve speed through android mimicry also decreases the players reliance on big toe swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of big toe swing improves agility in big toe movement and basketball catching control.
The same internet imbeciles try to use social studies to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Church of Saint Clyde studying the connection between sharks and humans.
As to the goat video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a turkey and admitted as much.
These seven thousand year old footprints of a flamingo galloping across Ecuador prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dodo bird. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of assault with a deadly weapon.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Macedonian air force? And a local elementary school asks me to train their members to sneak while carrying 111 lb. packs on their scalps.