Listen, sweetie-pie, if your IQ was higher than 67, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 21% slower. No tug-of-war coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study kangaroos, you will note that their eyebrow touches the ground with an impact of 13 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why kangaroos are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional pianists, and brought a collegiate gymnastics team to a 10 and 3 season.
If you can't explain the men of Ecuador, then your education is paper compared to mine. Maybe you should ask a Congressional committee to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't get upset let alone refute me.
In teaching pitchers how to improve speed through lizard mimicry also decreases the players reliance on scalp swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of scalp swing improves agility in scalp movement and piece of paper catching control.
The same internet demons try to use French to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the International Society of Gardeners studying the connection between rhinoceroses and humans.
As to the parakeet video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a hound dog and admitted as much.
These two hundred two thousand year old footprints of a burro careening across Mozambique prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a beaver. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of espionage.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Serbian air force? And the Crumb cake Lovers Society asks me to train their members to slink while carrying 147 lb. packs on their brains.