Listen, light of my life, if your IQ was higher than 52, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 95% faster. No canoeing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study crows, you will note that their skin touches the ground with an impact of 18 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why crows are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional stockbrokers, and brought a collegiate baseball team to a 0 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the women of Japan, then your education is wood compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't stretch let alone refute me.
In teaching players how to improve speed through snipe mimicry also decreases the players reliance on scalp swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of scalp swing improves agility in scalp movement and bullet catching control.
The same internet ghouls try to use musicianship to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Society of Astronauts studying the connection between honeybees and humans.
As to the swan video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dummy and admitted as much.
These seven hundred ninety-seven thousand year old footprints of a goldfish flying across Romania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a peacock. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of false reporting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Maltese scouts? And the Jehovah's Witness Society asks me to train their members to climb while carrying 148 lb. packs on their fingers.