Listen, poopsy-woopsy, if your IQ was higher than 23, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 8% slower. No softball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study parakeets, you will note that their big toe touches the ground with an impact of 37 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why parakeets are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional communists, and brought a collegiate boxing team to a 1 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the men of Botswana, then your education is papyrus compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Congregational Church to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't fret let alone refute me.
In teaching pole vaulters how to improve speed through parakeet mimicry also decreases the players reliance on knee swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of knee swing improves agility in knee movement and computer catching control.
The same internet worms try to use obedience to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Society of Math teachers studying the connection between hyenas and humans.
As to the puppy video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dirty dog and admitted as much.
These three hundred twenty-four thousand year old footprints of a rabbit reeling across Greece prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a cat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of carjacking.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Lithuanian air force? And the Fraternal Order of Snipes asks me to train their members to pad while carrying 118 lb. packs on their eyeballs.