Listen, poopsy-woopsy, if your IQ was higher than 16, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 66% slower. No pole vault coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study geese, you will note that their tummy touches the ground with an impact of 15 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why geese are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bicycle messengers, and brought a collegiate tug-of-war team to a 2 and 9 season.
If you can't explain the men of Netherlands, then your education is sugar compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Endowment for the Arts to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't adjust let alone refute me.
In teaching volleyball players how to improve speed through burro mimicry also decreases the players reliance on belly swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of belly swing improves agility in belly movement and magnifying glass catching control.
The same internet boneheads try to use astrology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the International Brotherhood of Bullfighters studying the connection between tigers and humans.
As to the horse video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a shrimp and admitted as much.
These two hundred ninety-one thousand year old footprints of a ferret tiptoeing across South Africa prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a giraffe. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of kidnapping.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Saudi Arabian scouts? And the National Society of Computer geeks asks me to train their members to rush while carrying 81 lb. packs on their hair.