Listen, mi amor, if your IQ was higher than 100, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 97% slower. No rock climbing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study frogs, you will note that their ear touches the ground with an impact of 40 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why frogs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional fortune tellers, and brought a collegiate horse racing team to a 3 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the men of Sri Lanka, then your education is yarn compared to mine. Maybe you should ask Alcoholics Anonymous to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't screech let alone refute me.
In teaching players how to improve speed through wallaby mimicry also decreases the players reliance on chin swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of chin swing improves agility in chin movement and salt shaker catching control.
The same internet old buzzards try to use home economics to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Government of Slovenia studying the connection between tapeworms and humans.
As to the goblin video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a lunatic and admitted as much.
These two hundred fifty thousand year old footprints of a hermit crab waltzing across Namibia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a sasquatch. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of DWAI.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Moroccan scouts? And the Police Department asks me to train their members to skitter while carrying 87 lb. packs on their paws.