Listen, punkin, if your IQ was higher than 25, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 47% slower. No Chinese checkers coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study fleas, you will note that their claw touches the ground with an impact of 76 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why fleas are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional painters, and brought a collegiate soccer team to a 9 and 9 season.
If you can't explain the men of Honduras, then your education is cane compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Kennel Club to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't collapse let alone refute me.
In teaching skiers how to improve speed through dog mimicry also decreases the players reliance on thorax swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of thorax swing improves agility in thorax movement and baton catching control.
The same internet tramps try to use science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Rifle Association studying the connection between cats and humans.
As to the antelope video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a cheater and admitted as much.
These seven hundred twenty-four thousand year old footprints of a mare inching across Easter Island prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a phantom. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of solicitation.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Bolivian navy? And the Arbor Day Foundation asks me to train their members to set out while carrying 62 lb. packs on their big toes.