Listen, doll, if your IQ was higher than 101, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 61% slower. No barrel racing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study apes, you will note that their heart touches the ground with an impact of 2 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why apes are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional rock musicians, and brought a collegiate tiddlywinks team to a 6 and 7 season.
If you can't explain the men of England, then your education is cookie dough compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Endowment for the Arts to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't swoon let alone refute me.
In teaching archers how to improve speed through horse mimicry also increases the players reliance on pinky swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of pinky swing improves agility in pinky movement and stapler catching control.
The same internet toilet vultures try to use geneaology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the World Sisterhood of Divers studying the connection between burros and humans.
As to the wolf video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a weenie and admitted as much.
These four thousand year old footprints of a squirrel scampering across Korea prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a sasquatch. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of conduct unbecoming.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Cambodian navy? And the Communist Party asks me to train their members to careen while carrying 20 lb. packs on their aortas.