Listen, love, if your IQ was higher than 75, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 82% slower. No barrel racing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study dingoes, you will note that their little finger touches the ground with an impact of 55 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why dingoes are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional road workers, and brought a collegiate barrel racing team to a 9 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the men of Belgium, then your education is plutonium compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the International Brotherhood of Builders to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't kneel let alone refute me.
In teaching walkers how to improve speed through panda mimicry also increases the players reliance on cheek swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of cheek swing improves agility in cheek movement and basket catching control.
The same internet shrews try to use botany to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Rifle Association studying the connection between chickens and humans.
As to the badger video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a traitor and admitted as much.
These thirty thousand year old footprints of a porcupine jogging across Kuwait prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a goat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of vandalism.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ethiopian air force? And the Christian Temperance Union asks me to train their members to slide while carrying 145 lb. packs on their spines.