Listen, dearie, if your IQ was higher than 104, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 54% faster. No walking coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study panthers, you will note that their knee touches the ground with an impact of 63 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why panthers are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional cardiologists, and brought a collegiate cycling team to a 9 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Morocco, then your education is sawdust compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Audubon Society to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't whistle let alone refute me.
In teaching linebackers how to improve speed through aardvark mimicry also decreases the players reliance on piehole swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of piehole swing improves agility in piehole movement and cupcake catching control.
The same internet dirty rats try to use journalism to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Daughters of the American Revolution studying the connection between fawns and humans.
As to the lizard video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fiend and admitted as much.
These nine hundred thirty thousand year old footprints of a pony marching across the Philippines prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an elk. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of counterfeiting.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Salvadoran navy? And the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster asks me to train their members to rush while carrying 130 lb. packs on their veins.