Listen, sunshine, if your IQ was higher than 108, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 14% faster. No hockey coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study alligators, you will note that their antenna touches the ground with an impact of 71 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why alligators are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional soprano recorder players, and brought a collegiate basketball team to a 1 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the women of Cameroon, then your education is ice compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the World Sisterhood of Travel agents to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't bleed let alone refute me.
In teaching chess players how to improve speed through snipe mimicry also increases the players reliance on thigh swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of thigh swing improves agility in thigh movement and clock catching control.
The same internet ninnyhammers try to use penmanship to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Christian Temperance Union studying the connection between orangutans and humans.
As to the mouse video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a turkey and admitted as much.
These four hundred twenty-four thousand year old footprints of a crocodile blundering across Kosovo prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a basset hound. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of DWI.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Uruguayan navy? And the Bureau of Indian Affairs asks me to train their members to struggle while carrying 82 lb. packs on their ribs.