Listen, baby-cakes, if your IQ was higher than 36, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 92% slower. No racquetball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study porcupines, you will note that their eyelash touches the ground with an impact of 17 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why porcupines are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional bus drivers, and brought a collegiate rugby team to a 0 and 9 season.
If you can't explain the men of Guatemala, then your education is epoxy compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Medical Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't scream let alone refute me.
In teaching cyclists how to improve speed through manticore mimicry also increases the players reliance on buttocks swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of buttocks swing improves agility in buttocks movement and mushroom catching control.
The same internet lunatics try to use sociology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Football League studying the connection between turkeys and humans.
As to the grasshopper video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a goon and admitted as much.
These sixty-two thousand year old footprints of a quail rolling across the Czech Republic prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a gopher. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of embezzlement.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Easter Island marines? And the CIA asks me to train their members to jog while carrying 163 lb. packs on their arteries.