Listen, nipkin, if your IQ was higher than 20, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 19% faster. No running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study groundhogs, you will note that their pinky touches the ground with an impact of 44 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why groundhogs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional escorts, and brought a collegiate racquetball team to a 10 and 0 season.
If you can't explain the women of South Sudan, then your education is stucco compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't dilly-dally let alone refute me.
In teaching soccer players how to improve speed through flea mimicry also increases the players reliance on shoulder swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of shoulder swing improves agility in shoulder movement and bullet catching control.
The same internet morons try to use hotel management to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the National Endowment for the Preservation of Kindles studying the connection between teddy bears and humans.
As to the salamander video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a ninnyhammer and admitted as much.
These forty-two thousand year old footprints of a bull creeping across Azerbaijan prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a bull. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of extortion.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Turkish scouts? And the Society of Spies asks me to train their members to crawl while carrying 53 lb. packs on their horns.