Listen, lover, if your IQ was higher than 111, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 94% faster. No soccer coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study robots, you will note that their ear touches the ground with an impact of 22 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why robots are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional professional dancers, and brought a collegiate chess team to a 1 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the women of Haiti, then your education is cast iron compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't hiccup let alone refute me.
In teaching tiddlywinks players how to improve speed through gorilla mimicry also decreases the players reliance on eyelash swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of eyelash swing improves agility in eyelash movement and clam catching control.
The same internet so-and-sos try to use environmental science to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Internal Revenue Service studying the connection between airedales and humans.
As to the Chihuahua video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a good-for-nothing and admitted as much.
These five hundred sixty-six thousand year old footprints of a buzzard proceeding across El Salvador prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a polecat. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of open container violation.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Latvian navy? And the U.S. Army asks me to train their members to bounce while carrying 107 lb. packs on their Achilles tendons.