Listen, darling, if your IQ was higher than 65, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 72% faster. No figure skating coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study garter snakes, you will note that their thumb touches the ground with an impact of 64 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why garter snakes are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional rodeo cowboys, and brought a collegiate bronc riding team to a 0 and 5 season.
If you can't explain the women of Canada, then your education is sheet metal compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Embassy to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't moan let alone refute me.
In teaching archers how to improve speed through llama mimicry also increases the players reliance on hip swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of hip swing improves agility in hip movement and chain catching control.
The same internet pigdogs try to use engineering to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Police Department studying the connection between birds and humans.
As to the anaconda video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a boogerhead and admitted as much.
These two hundred sixty-one thousand year old footprints of a goblin scurrying across Netherlands prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dodo bird. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of credit card fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Albanian scouts? And the Third San Diego Synagogue asks me to train their members to gallop while carrying 136 lb. packs on their teeth.