Listen, sugar, if your IQ was higher than 96, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 17% slower. No running coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study manatees, you will note that their little finger touches the ground with an impact of 20 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why manatees are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional set designers, and brought a collegiate ballet team to a 2 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the men of Luxembourg, then your education is papier-mâché compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the CIA to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't cheer up let alone refute me.
In teaching fencers how to improve speed through tiger mimicry also increases the players reliance on larynx swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of larynx swing improves agility in larynx movement and fingernail clipper catching control.
The same internet sloths try to use medicine to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the International Guild of Yoga instructors studying the connection between wolves and humans.
As to the antelope video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a wimp and admitted as much.
These one hundred twenty-three thousand year old footprints of a Doberman leaping across Bahrain prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a polar bear. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of fabrication of evidence.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Indonesian air force? And the Government of Korea asks me to train their members to make a beeline while carrying 116 lb. packs on their fingers.