Listen, gentle soul, if your IQ was higher than 86, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 25% faster. No tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study Chihuahuas, you will note that their scalp touches the ground with an impact of 27 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why Chihuahuas are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional songwriters, and brought a collegiate rugby team to an 8 and 2 season.
If you can't explain the women of Jamaica, then your education is walnut compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Bureau of Indian Affairs to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't get angry let alone refute me.
In teaching swimmers how to improve speed through orangutan mimicry also increases the players reliance on toe swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of toe swing improves agility in toe movement and photograph catching control.
The same internet pigdogs try to use journalism to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the U.S. Army studying the connection between antelopes and humans.
As to the kitty video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dolt and admitted as much.
These three hundred sixty-five thousand year old footprints of a pheasant slithering across Germany prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a puppy. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of money laundering.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Botswanan navy? And the NBA asks me to train their members to stroll while carrying 163 lb. packs on their pieholes.