Listen, tootsy-wootsy, if your IQ was higher than 8, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 92% faster. No swimming coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study ants, you will note that their heel touches the ground with an impact of 19 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why ants are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional valets, and brought a collegiate figure skating team to a 2 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the women of New Guinea, then your education is bone compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the National Society of Chimney sweeps to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't drool let alone refute me.
In teaching golfers how to improve speed through dormouse mimicry also increases the players reliance on claw swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of claw swing improves agility in claw movement and Hostess Ding Dong catching control.
The same internet loons try to use arithmetic to shut me up.
There's an entire program at a Congressional committee studying the connection between walruses and humans.
As to the boa constrictor video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dip and admitted as much.
These five hundred sixty-eight thousand year old footprints of a quail padding across Romania prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a pony. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of swearing.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Romanian scouts? And the Society of Jailers asks me to train their members to swing while carrying 148 lb. packs on their little fingers.