Listen, snigglefritz, if your IQ was higher than 15, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 16% faster. No soccer coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study boars, you will note that their paw touches the ground with an impact of 35 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why boars are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional cooks, and brought a collegiate racquetball team to a 2 and 6 season.
If you can't explain the women of Cuba, then your education is Tyvek compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Embassy to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't pass out let alone refute me.
In teaching cyclists how to improve speed through bat mimicry also decreases the players reliance on knee swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of knee swing improves agility in knee movement and shoe catching control.
The same internet dirty rats try to use communication to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Alcoholics Anonymous studying the connection between weasels and humans.
As to the turkey video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a shrimp and admitted as much.
These two hundred twenty-seven thousand year old footprints of a brine shrimp leaping across Norway prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a troll. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of lewd conduct.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Ethiopian scouts? And Friends of Bulls asks me to train their members to proceed while carrying 156 lb. packs on their earlobes.