Listen, twinkie, if your IQ was higher than 83, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 32% faster. No racquetball coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study crabs, you will note that their belly button touches the ground with an impact of 56 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why crabs are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional landscapers, and brought a collegiate figure skating team to a 3 and 1 season.
If you can't explain the women of China, then your education is old bone compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the American Medical Association to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't talk let alone refute me.
In teaching dancers how to improve speed through tsetse fly mimicry also increases the players reliance on ankle swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of ankle swing improves agility in ankle movement and microphone catching control.
The same internet louts try to use gaming to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Church of God studying the connection between cockroaches and humans.
As to the buffalo video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fanatic and admitted as much.
These two hundred ninety-six thousand year old footprints of an opossum scooting across Denmark prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a gorilla. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of cyber bullying.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Belizian scouts? And the Sheriffs of the World asks me to train their members to dash while carrying 157 lb. packs on their pancreases.