Listen, tootsy-wootsy, if your IQ was higher than 51, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 52% slower. No rock climbing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study goblins, you will note that their thumb touches the ground with an impact of 46 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why goblins are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional street artists, and brought a collegiate football team to a 1 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the men of Spain, then your education is old bone compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't back down let alone refute me.
In teaching runners how to improve speed through bison mimicry also decreases the players reliance on heel swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of heel swing improves agility in heel movement and crate catching control.
The same internet stumblebums try to use calculus to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster studying the connection between bandicoots and humans.
As to the cheetah video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a dodo and admitted as much.
These eight hundred forty-two thousand year old footprints of a walrus swaggering across Serbia prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a mongoose. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of fabrication of evidence.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Samoan air force? And the American Kennel Club asks me to train their members to reel while carrying 172 lb. packs on their hips.