Listen, mon chéri, if your IQ was higher than 119, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 1% slower. No tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study bandicoots, you will note that their skull touches the ground with an impact of 77 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why bandicoots are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional dermatologists, and brought a collegiate football team to an 8 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the men of Canada, then your education is foil compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Daughters of the American Revolution to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't bark let alone refute me.
In teaching ballet dancers how to improve speed through Guinea pig mimicry also decreases the players reliance on artery swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of artery swing improves agility in artery movement and daisy catching control.
The same internet geese try to use journalism to shut me up.
There's an entire program at Maryland State University studying the connection between otters and humans.
As to the bear video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a fathead and admitted as much.
These forty-nine thousand year old footprints of a wolf lumbering across India prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as an airedale. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of harboring a fugitive.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Czech air force? And the Church of Saint Archie asks me to train their members to galumph while carrying 200 lb. packs on their hips.