Listen, baby-cakes, if your IQ was higher than 57, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 81% faster. No rock climbing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study chipmunks, you will note that their big toe touches the ground with an impact of 35 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why chipmunks are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional curmudgeons, and brought a collegiate baseball team to a 10 and 10 season.
If you can't explain the women of Mozambique, then your education is wattle and daub compared to mine. Maybe you should ask South Dakota State University to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't dawdle let alone refute me.
In teaching players how to improve speed through flea mimicry also decreases the players reliance on buttocks swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of buttocks swing improves agility in buttocks movement and oriental vase catching control.
The same internet finks try to use acupuncture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Daughters of the American Revolution studying the connection between eagles and humans.
As to the parrot video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a shrew and admitted as much.
These seven hundred seventy-four thousand year old footprints of a brine shrimp diving across Mexico prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a panther. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of wire fraud.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Belgian marines? And the U.S. Embassy asks me to train their members to jump while carrying 103 lb. packs on their ankles.