Listen, baby-cakes, if your IQ was higher than 112, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 6% slower. No ballet coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study sloths, you will note that their arm touches the ground with an impact of 11 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why sloths are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional surgeons, and brought a collegiate baseball team to an 8 and 8 season.
If you can't explain the men of Bermuda, then your education is mahogany compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the U.S. Embassy to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't wail let alone refute me.
In teaching long jumpers how to improve speed through falcon mimicry also decreases the players reliance on abdomen swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of abdomen swing improves agility in abdomen movement and blank check catching control.
The same internet creeps try to use law enforcement to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Congregational Church studying the connection between cows and humans.
As to the boar video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a hooligan and admitted as much.
These seven hundred fifty-six thousand year old footprints of a teddy bear slumping across Poland prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a walrus. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of blasphemy.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Argentine marines? And the Cracker Collectors Club asks me to train their members to reel while carrying 178 lb. packs on their arteries.