Listen, sweet, if your IQ was higher than 16, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 18% faster. No dancing coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study quails, you will note that their belly button touches the ground with an impact of 67 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why quails are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional television newscasters, and brought a collegiate dancing team to a 6 and 4 season.
If you can't explain the women of Botswana, then your education is uranium compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the University of Pennsylvania to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't chant let alone refute me.
In teaching table tennis players how to improve speed through tarantula mimicry also increases the players reliance on head swing to reach peak speed. Increasing the need of head swing improves agility in head movement and bag of popcorn catching control.
The same internet louses try to use sociology to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the American Association of Bookkeepers studying the connection between oysters and humans.
As to the buffalo video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a savage and admitted as much.
These four hundred ninety-three thousand year old footprints of a cockroach jumping across Kosovo prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a dog. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of inebriation.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Jamaican navy? And the American Association of Day care providers asks me to train their members to stalk while carrying 39 lb. packs on their pride.