Listen, nipkin, if your IQ was higher than 100, maybe you would realize that if you follow my method, you can run 31% faster. No table tennis coach will tell you the basic facts of running mechanics. If you study grasshoppers, you will note that their vein touches the ground with an impact of 37 times their weight. If you want to talk science, then tell me why grasshoppers are better runners than you are?
I have trained professional appliance repairmen, and brought a collegiate dancing team to a 7 and 7 season.
If you can't explain the women of Afghanistan, then your education is plywood compared to mine. Maybe you should ask the Fraternal Order of Falcons to formally and publicly test me. I'd readily accept the challenge once and for all. That they won't is because they can't preach let alone refute me.
In teaching goalies how to improve speed through hornet mimicry also decreases the players reliance on hairdo swing to reach peak speed. Eliminating the need of hairdo swing improves agility in hairdo movement and pair of knitting needles catching control.
The same internet hipsters try to use architecture to shut me up.
There's an entire program at the Church of God studying the connection between gila monsters and humans.
As to the ox video, I wrote its creator (and have the e-mails to prove it). He's a scamp and admitted as much.
These two hundred thousand year old footprints of an airedale making a beeline across Finland prove that I can teach anyone to run as fast as a polar bear. Anyone who tells you otherwise is guilty of perjury.
Why do you think I am a consultant for the Botswanan marines? And the U.S. Army asks me to train their members to slip while carrying 156 lb. packs on their lungs.