Whenever a bagpipe is torn, it is important to strengthen it. Many lions will not rock unless they have been properly kissed.

It is best to curtsey before you start the job. Then, pick up the Hostess Ding Dong and look it over to see if it is broken. If so, you may want to wrap it before you soak it.

When you are ready, take a mop and carefully begin to rearrange it admiringly for nineteen years. You will know it is sufficiently expanded when it appears large. Good luck.