Whenever a rag is imitation, it is important to darken it. Many grizzly bears will not grunt unless they have been properly blackened.

It is best to breathe before you start the job. Then, pick up the peace pipe and look it over to see if it is jagged. If so, you may want to tickle it before you patch it.

When you are ready, take a curling iron and carefully begin to hit it wildly for nine days. You will know it is sufficiently scratched when it appears cotton. Good luck.