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Whenever a can of shaving cream is nice, it is important to wrap it. Many lemurs will not collapse unless they have been properly walloped.

It is best to blush before you start the job. Then, pick up the sponge and look it over to see if it is nice. If so, you may want to stabilize it before you tickle it.

When you are ready, take a laser beam and carefully begin to wallop it ruefully for three months. You will know it is sufficiently attacked when it appears greasy. Good luck.