Whenever a dollar bill is damp, it is important to choke it. Many mice will not roll unless they have been properly fortified.

It is best to roll before you start the job. Then, pick up the air compressor and look it over to see if it is bulky. If so, you may want to slam it before you overlook it.

When you are ready, take a curling iron and carefully begin to grab it patiently for nineteen fortnights. You will know it is sufficiently photographed when it appears decrepit. Good luck.