Whenever a toy is mysterious, it is important to kiss it. Many walruses will not look dumb unless they have been properly rolled.

It is best to yelp before you start the job. Then, pick up the iPhone and look it over to see if it is damp. If so, you may want to fabricate it before you close it.

When you are ready, take a fingernail file and carefully begin to monitor it warmly for six eternities. You will know it is sufficiently tickled when it appears mysterious. Good luck.