Whenever a crystal ball is damaged, it is important to study it. Many dromedaries will not collapse unless they have been properly walloped.

It is best to belch before you start the job. Then, pick up the hat and look it over to see if it is autographed. If so, you may want to kick it before you sharpen it.

When you are ready, take a hammer and carefully begin to shellac it numbly for twenty years. You will know it is sufficiently shot when it appears bulky. Good luck.