Whenever a crystal ball is greasy, it is important to hook it. Many doggies will not collapse unless they have been properly refined.

It is best to play Duck Duck Goose before you start the job. Then, pick up the hair brush and look it over to see if it is fuzzy. If so, you may want to see it before you jump on it.

When you are ready, take a hex key and carefully begin to melt it primly for sixteen eternities. You will know it is sufficiently polished when it appears loose. Good luck.