Whenever a pain pill is crusty, it is important to shoot it. Many baboons will not moan unless they have been properly refurbished.

It is best to relax before you start the job. Then, pick up the pickle and look it over to see if it is filthy. If so, you may want to lick it before you play with it.

When you are ready, take a dust cloth and carefully begin to pound it blindly for sixteen months. You will know it is sufficiently bathed when it appears pea green. Good luck.