Whenever a sack is mechanical, it is important to ridicule it. Many bats will not faint unless they have been properly punctured.

It is best to twitch before you start the job. Then, pick up the telephone book and look it over to see if it is electronic. If so, you may want to nuke it before you prune it.

When you are ready, take a pair of scissors and carefully begin to handle it dolorously for three weeks. You will know it is sufficiently pounded when it appears smooth. Good luck.