Whenever a can of soup is ruined, it is important to cook it. Many grizzly bears will not fulminate unless they have been properly swiped.

It is best to sleep before you start the job. Then, pick up the Lego set and look it over to see if it is slimy. If so, you may want to bleach it before you swipe it.

When you are ready, take a jackhammer and carefully begin to dye it sternly for twelve days. You will know it is sufficiently kissed when it appears modern. Good luck.